A play for 3,4,5 or 6 people. Looking for a husband for a wife! Comedy

Nikolay Lakutin

Three years together. It's unbearable. The candy-bouquet period is long in the past, and was it? There were only squabbles and hassle. So why put up with all this? Our heroes have found an extravagant way out of this difficult, but, alas, frequent family situation…

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Nikolay Lakutin

A play for 3,4,5 or 6 people. Looking for a husband for a wife! Comedy

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Comedy. Duration 1 hour.

ACTORS

Vovchik – husband;

Galya – the wife;

Sergey is the first applicant for a relationship;

Daniel is the second contender for a relationship;

Valentin is the third contender for a relationship;

Stepan is the fourth contender for a relationship.

Four incoming men can be played by one actor. At the discretion of the director.

1 Home, sweet home

The music sounds hectic.

The lights turn on slowly, two angry bodies are running around the apartment. Vovchik and his wife Galya. They smash and break everything around, they are furious. They try to throw at each other with whatever comes to hand. Vovchik certainly gets something in his head. They are literally shaking from each other. They shout, growl, and spit at each other. It can be seen from everything that they have "mutual love"

For some time they rage without replicas, they carry everything that can be carried in the apartment and, not having fully satisfied their attempts to nail each other with improvised means, they fall exhausted in different parts of the room. Who is on the sofa, who is on the chair.

The music stops

Vovchik (trying to catch his breath). Well… here… a little relieved. Now, it seems, it is possible to talk like civilized people. How are you, Jackdaw? Shall we talk?

Galya (trying to catch her breath, looking at her husband). Come on, my dear husband…, start.

Vovchik (trying to catch his breath, relatively thoroughly, with a bit of sarcasm). I'll tell you what, my beloved wife. You can't live like this anymore. If I didn't love you before, at least, now I just hate you!

Galya (trying to catch her breath, looking at her husband). Oh, Vovchik, do you think it's different for me? Yes, you actually became disgusting to me on the very first day after the wedding. I still can't understand how I got married to such a fool!

Vovchik (relatively calmly, philosophically). What's this… I wanted to strangle you on the wedding day!

Galya throws something at her husband that is at hand. Hits or misses – depends on the accuracy of the actress.

Galya (restraining herself with difficulty). Thank you for your honesty!

Vovchik (dodging a swift flight in his direction of something). You're welcome.

They exchange dissatisfied biased glances.

Galya (restraining herself with difficulty). So what do you suggest?

Vovchik (relatively calmly, philosophically). I believe that we are not what we need, but it is simply vital to get a divorce!

Galya (restraining herself with difficulty). Get a divorce? Wow, you're doing great. As he was an egoist, so he remained an egoist. You're fine, divorced and live – rejoice. This apartment is a gift for you. Only you work in our family. And where am I going to go? To the train station?

Vovchik (relatively calmly, philosophically). And who's to blame for you that you've been sitting on my neck for three years already? How long did I send you to work? And he offered good places, and it was possible to earn quite well. You've been turning your nose around! Well, that's it!

Galya (nervously). And who created comfort in the house? Who protected and kept the family nest?

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